December 13, 2004

Trawling Through the Inbox

Some sample subjects from today's mail:

1. Are search engines include you website? (No, are they include you?)

2. May Cause DROWSINESS when TAKING THIS MEDICATION
(This one includes the immortal prose: "We run a Cannadian Pharmmacy that will save you thousands of dollars each year on the exact same mediciine you buy in the United States
- Vicoodin, Xanaax, Vaalium, and Ciaalis and more"

Try to learn to spell the name of your country, eh?)

3. Earn a 6 Figure Income Online! - 100% Automated System! (Yeah, right)

4. fire CIAL11S, XAANAX, /ALI1UM, /1AAGRRA, AMBIIEN at CHEEAP black guard (don't really know where to go with that one)

5. Comprehensive healthcare is too expensive? deoxyribonucleic (let's say it again! deoxyribonucleic! come on, everybody! deoxyribonucleic!)

Posted on December 13, 2004 01:36 PM