Kansas moves to stem role of evolution in teaching
School board members have tenatively voted to give creationism equal footing in the teaching of biological sciences in Kansas.
The policy will not be implemented until a final vote, which will probably take place after school board members conduct their customary ritual of sacrificing a virgin on an altar and offering her warm, still-beating heart to the god of rampant stupidity.
Posted on August 10, 2005 01:36 PM