August 31, 2005

Idiots

Hey, poker/phentermine spammers - I don't take comments or trackbacks here so quit sending your crap at me.

Of course, you won't. You are morally bankrupt morons who never read the weblogs you spam, because that would resemble real work too much. I bet your mother is really proud she raised a worthless parasite for a child. Why don't you get a real job, or better yet, just kill yourself and save the world the oxygen you've been wasting. Do it in a place where your body can provide nutrients to the vegetation as it rots. That way you will have made at least one contribution that was actually worthwhile.

Posted at 12:39 PM

August 23, 2005

This Just In

Breaking news -- Cindy Sheehan is a nut case: What Cindy Sheehan Really Wants - Now imagine if she gets it. By Christopher Hitchens

Imagine my surprise to find this out.

Posted at 08:13 AM

August 22, 2005

Is This Enough? Was It In Time?

FT.com / World / Europe - European farmers act to halt spread of bird flu

Hope so.

Posted at 08:10 PM

Wow, Just Wow!

I am making an exception to my customary policy of never linking to the hate-filled leftwing loons because this offering from Markos Zuniga is just breathtaking in its honesty and forthrightness: The calm before the storm

Kos rants about the Democratic Leadership Council's defense of patriotism as a virtue, clearly delineating his brand of Democrat from any other:

Two more weeks, folks, before we take them on, head on.

No calls for a truce will be brooked. The DLC has used those pauses in the past to bide their time between offensives. Appeals to party unity will fall on deaf ears (it's summer of a non-election year, the perfect time to sort out internal disagreements).

We need to make the DLC radioactive. And we will. With everyone's help, we really can. Stay tuned.

In other words, anti-Americanism is exactly what he and his ilk are all about. They sneer at the DLC for warning against the far left moonbat fringe of the party, and are vowing to make the moonbats the main wing of the party.

I wish him every success. I hope he gets exactly what he wants. I well remember in the 70s that the British finally got fed up with their "loony left" and their incessant demands for more and more handouts, excuse me, "entitlements" and the result was Margaret Thatcher and the return of dignity to the British Isles. I expect that if "Screw Them" Kos has his way, the Democratic Party will be little more than a bad memory in a few years.

Requiescat in Pacem, moonbats. Good riddance.

Posted at 02:29 PM

August 17, 2005

Not Enough to Worry About Dept.

Saw this at : Reuters Health Information (2005-08-12): Idaho probes outbreak of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease

Okay, wtf? Natural CJD occurs at a one per million population per year average, and Idaho (population 1.4 million) may have 6?

Posted at 02:04 PM

August 16, 2005

It's Later Than You Think

Russia says dangerous bird flu outbreak spreads

Posted at 11:01 AM

August 10, 2005

Onward to the Future

Kansas moves to stem role of evolution in teaching

School board members have tenatively voted to give creationism equal footing in the teaching of biological sciences in Kansas.

The policy will not be implemented until a final vote, which will probably take place after school board members conduct their customary ritual of sacrificing a virgin on an altar and offering her warm, still-beating heart to the god of rampant stupidity.

Posted at 01:36 PM

August 09, 2005

Sending a Message

So Kenny Rogers gets reinstated after only 13 days of his 20 day suspension. That certainly sets an example, doesn't it? Assault a cameraman who's only doing his job and get a slap on the wrist, and then half the slap is overturned by some pissant arbitrator.

Hicks should have fired this clown the day this happened. Hopefully the criminal case will be a lot clearer on what is permissable.

And there's this.

Posted at 10:41 PM

Good News Just Keeps Coming Dept.

Avian influenza may have found its natural reservoir: BBC NEWS | Health | Ducks are 'a big' bird flu threat

"I had a little bird
Its name was Enza,
I opened up the door,
And influenza"

Quack, quack.

Posted at 10:44 AM

August 07, 2005

August 04, 2005

Way to GO, Guys

Here's a big shout out to my homey, Herman Frietsch, who took my $5/share stock to .005 and filed for bankruptcy. Great management skills, Herman! You really earned that $290,000 per year, there, guy. I'm sure your resumé qualifies you for a government management position, now.

I even know an agency that would probably jump at the chance to hire you, but I can't say which one (yet).

Posted at 02:21 PM

August 02, 2005

What Brave Men These Are

(This originally came from Fred on Everything)
What brave men these are that man the Fresno Police Department. What stalwart soldiers in the war on crime, going unafraid against the forces of evil in their town, as seen in the following: BBC NEWS | World | Americas | US police pursue girl over stone.

When faced with this out of control dangerous predator on society, these brave warriors responded with three (3!) squad cars, and a helicopter.

To take into custody an eleven-year old girl.

Eleven.

Not twelve.

Not, thank the stars, a teenager. They probably would have needed a S.W.A.T. team if she had been thirteen.

"We responded. We determined a felony assault had taken place and the officers took the actions that were necessary," said Fresno Police Sergeant Anthony Martinez.

I have a question for Fresno Police Sergeant Anthony Martinez: ¿Donde están tu cojones, señor? ¿Con tu esposa?

I can imagine a Fresno cop coming home from work and his wife asking him "What did you do today, dear?"

"I arrested a dangerous 11 year old girl."

I recommend any real felons who think they may be more dangerous than, say, an 11 year old little girl, try Fresno. They probably don't have enough cops on the entire force to stop you from doing anything you want.

A suggested motto: "FRESNO: City of Big Pussies"


Posted at 11:35 AM

August 01, 2005

Hey, Katie!

Before it's TOO LATE, ask Tom Who is Xenu?

Posted at 01:48 PM